Grinder

Here is my first book. You should probably read it as it took me a long time to put together. I put a lot of blood, sweat, and tears into these words. Literally. You have no idea how many hoboes I had to kill.

Some words are big, some words are small, but all of them are guaranteed to contain letters. Letters which may be considered delicious when consumed in a vegetable soup. Of course, you don't need to eat them if you don't want. They are rather high in carbohydrates.

Where was I? Oh yes, the best part of all is that this is free. I am giving it away because I feel like it, damn it. Also, nobody knows who the hell I am so how can I possibly expect you, a complete stranger, to throw hundreds of dollars at me. Although, if you wanted to buy me a drink after, that would be nice. I will take a double screwdriver.

I don't know. I'm terrible at selling myself. That's why I'm not a hooker anymore. Just like, read it, man. Then come over and we'll get drunk together like Bukowski used to do with his fans.

Love,
Aaron