What's Your F*cking Sign?
Sweary Astrology for You and Me
Amelia Wood
- Your
- astrological
- makeup
- is
- no
- f*cking
- joke.Amelia
- Wood's
- What's
- Your
- F*cking
- Sign?
- is
- your
- opportunity
- to
- better
- relate
- to
- your
- managers,
- coworkers,
- love
- interests,
- friends,
- and
- family
- and
- know
- why
- they
- do
- all
- the
- sh*t
- they
- do.
- If
- you
- have
- ever
- wondered
- why
- your
- Aries
- boss
- is
- such
- a
- hard-ass,
- been
- convinced
- that
- a
- Virgo
- in
- your
- life
- sleeps
- with
- a
- label
- maker
- under
- their
- pillow,
- or
- tried
- to
- get
- your
- Capricorn
- friend
- to
- lighten
- the
- f*ck
- up,
- just
- look
- to
- the
- stars.Full
- of
- sun-sign-specific
- details
- about
- all
- twelve
- members
- of
- the
- zodiac,
- you
- can
- discover
- all
- the
- right
- ways
- to
- attract,
- befriend,
- love,
- and
- otherwise
- handle
- the
- people
- in
- your
- life
- based
- on
- their
- cosmic
- DNA.
- When
- your
- Pisces
- friend
- is
- emoting,
- show
- them
- a
- little
- love!
- When
- that
- Aquarius
- in
- your
- social
- feed
- is
- on
- their
- soapbox,
- have
- a
- listen!
- And
- when
- your
- Leo
- lover
- wants
- the
- spotlight,
- know
- they'll
- give
- you
- plenty
- of
- warmth
- from
- that
- glow,
- too.
- Embrace
- all
- the
- incredible
- ways
- astrology
- is
- there
- to
- guide
- you
- through
- your
- batsh*t
- interactions,
- curious
- crossroads,
- and
- sweetest
- moments
- with
- each
- and
- every
- sign.
- So,
- What's
- Your
- F*cking Sign?
