Smackdown in Scotland: The Highland Cow Edition
Ann Jagger
- Two
- American
- travel
- writers
- and
- a
- country
- unaware
- that
- it's
- the
- battlefield,
- as
- seen
- through
- the
- eyes
- of
- Highland
- Cows.Step
- into
- Smackdown
- in
- Scotland:
- The
- Highland
- Cow
- Edition,
- where
- tales
- unfold
- through
- the
- eyes
- of
- two
- unlikely
- narrators—Highland
- cows
- Angus
- and
- Flora.
- Scotland
- may
- be
- known
- for
- its
- iconic
- castles,
- lochs,
- and
- legends,
- but
- these
- coos
- are
- here
- to
- show
- you
- the
- Scotland
- that
- tourists
- rarely
- see—and
- they've
- got
- stories
- to
- share!Hidden
- Gems
Angus
- and
- Flora
- share
- their
- observations
- of
- enchanting
- glens
- and
- the
- rugged
- Highlands,
- and
- paint
- vivid
- pictures
- of
- Scotland's
- gems,
- both
- hidden
- and
- not.From
- the
- Isle
- of
- Skye
- to
- Loch
- Ness
- to
- the
- Orkney
- Islands,
- you'll
- gain
- an
- entirely
- new
- perspective
- of
- this
- land.
- Then
- these
- coos
- explore
- the
- serene
- beauty
- of
- Glen
- Lyon,
- where
- ancient
- trees
- and
- rivers
- hold
- secrets
- of
- the
- past,
- and
- help
- you
- imagine
- Aberdeenshire's
- villages
- where
- locals
- still
- speak
- Doric
- and
- Wi-Fi
- is
- but
- a
- myth.
- Brave
- the
- wild
- hike
- to
- the
- roaring
- Falls
- of
- Glomach,
- take
- a
- sip
- in
- Dufftown's
- coziest
- pub
- or
- retreat
- into
- the
- remote
- bothies
- of
- the
- Highlands
- for
- a
- true
- Scottish
- escape.Bonnie
- Scotland
But
- it's
- not
- just
- about
- the
- places—it's
- about
- the
- people,
- the
- humor,
- and
- the
- heart
- of
- Scotland.
- With
- each
- story,
- Angus
- and
- Flora
- share
- their
- witty
- insights
- on
- Scottish
- life,
- from
- whisky
- banter
- to
- quirky
- village
- traditions,
- all
- while
- chewing
- their
- cud
- and
- dodging
- tourists
- and
- their
- selfie
- sticks.Whether
- you're
- craving
- a
- little
- adventure,
- a
- hearty
- laugh,
- or
- a
- glimpse
- into
- the
- untamed
- beauty
- of
- Scotland,
- these
- short
- stories
- take
- you
- on
- a
- delightful
- journey
- that
- leaves
- you
- yearning
- to
- wander
- off
- the
- beaten
- path.
- And
- if
- you
- should
- find
- yourself
- here,
- in
- the
- land
- of
- unicorns,
- perhaps
- you'll
- give
- a
- wee
- wave
- to
- a
- Highland
- cow
- along
- the
- way.Buy
- a
- copy
- today.
- To
- get
- the
- full
- immersive
- human
- experience,
- add
- the
- book
- that
- started
- it
- all:
- Smackdown
- in
- Scotland:
- An
- Unholy
- Travel
- Adventure
- where
- two
- Americans
- invade
- Scotland
- in
- a
- heated
- battle
- over
- a
- job
- that
- doesn't exist.
