All the Right Reasons

Time to get ed-Gia-cated! Gia is an outrageous, potty-mouthed Australian living in fabulous New York when she is unceremoniously dumped by her assmonkey boyfriend. After a drunken chain of events, Gia somehow finds herself on a reality dating show called Happily Ever After, competing to win the heart of Prince Charming.

Trapped in a castle with 29 other women who are all drunk on the Kool-Aid, she dismisses the prince as a bit of a tosspuppet but he can't help be intrigued.

What happens next could be a fairytale for the ages...or it could be the most craptastic and, you know, humiliating experience of her life. On national TV.