Zombie Hunter in the Eight Star Mall
C. M. B. Bell
- Zombie
- hunters
- can't
- pay
- the
- bills.After
- the
- big
- zombie
- apocalypse
- that
- affected
- America,
- Lou
- Elberton
- is
- out
- of
- a
- job.
- This
- zombie
- hunter
- from
- Tennessee
- has
- been
- looking
- for
- work
- despite
- all
- the
- wreckage
- going
- on.
- He
- eventually
- finds
- a
- position
- that
- hires
- him...as
- a
- mall
- cop.
- While
- it
- would
- make
- for
- a
- steady
- salary,
- Lou
- becomes
- quite
- unfulfilled
- until
- his
- employers
- have
- some
- shady
- dealings
- going
- on
- to
- ensure
- more
- shoppers
- spending
- their
- money
- at
- their
- institution.
- What's
- a
- zombie
- hunter-turned-mall
- cop
- to
- do
- about this?
