Letting Go Down Below

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  • What
  • do
  • spinster
  • Aunt
  • Mildred,
  • your
  • in-laws,
  • highway
  • patrol
  • officers
  • and
  • judges
  • have
  • in
  • common?
  • They
  • are
  • the
  • last
  • people
  • on
  • Earth
  • in
  • whose
  • presence
  • you
  • want
  • to
  • break
  • wind.
  • Most
  • of
  • us
  • would
  • rather
  • die
  • than
  • letting
  • one
  • go
  • in
  • front
  • of
  • them,
  • and
  • prefer
  • to
  • use
  • the
  • situation
  • to
  • practice
  • that
  • constipated
  • look
  • on
  • our
  • faces
  • for
  • the
  • next
  • school
  • or
  • office
  • skit.This
  • self-imposed
  • inhibition
  • is
  • just
  • wrong,
  • and
  • even
  • unhealthy.It's
  • time
  • we
  • break
  • free
  • from
  • the
  • pseudo-civilized
  • habit
  • of
  • suppressing
  • bodily
  • functions
  • that
  • haven't
  • been
  • eliminated
  • by
  • Intelligent
  • Design
  • or
  • Evolution,
  • whichever
  • you
  • believe
  • in.
  • Would
  • a
  • supreme
  • spirit
  • design
  • us
  • with
  • such
  • an
  • apparent
  • flaw,
  • and
  • would
  • evolution
  • allow
  • a
  • useless
  • or
  • unattractive
  • feature
  • to
  • develop
  • in
  • the
  • first
  • place?
  • The
  • answer
  • is
  • given:
  • Flatulence
  • is
  • not
  • a
  • flaw
  • -
  • it's
  • smart
  • functionality,
  • right
  • up
  • there
  • with
  • spam
  • filters
  • and
  • fire
  • extinguishers,
  • not
  • to
  • mention
  • sliced,
  • fiber-rich
  • bread.The
  • bad
  • news
  • is
  • that
  • breaking
  • free
  • from
  • the
  • anti-flatulence
  • straitjacket
  • is
  • no
  • trivial
  • task.
  • The
  • good
  • news
  • is
  • that
  • this
  • book
  • tells
  • you
  • how
  • to
  • reach
  • the
  • enlightened
  • state
  • of
  • Free
  • Flatulence.
  • The
  • winds
  • of
  • liberty
  • will
  • soon
  • be
  • blowing
  • your way!
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