Apparently, This Is A Thing: Airport Security Edition

COOL. CALM. COLLECTED.
(Not you. The airport.)

Airport security used to be a simple process.
Now it's a public performance where the rules change daily, your shoes disappear, and dignity gets scanned.

Apparently, This Is A Thing: Airport Security Edition is a hilarious, painfully relatable walk through modern travel—where TSA is theatre, the bins are judgmental, and every beep feels personal.

Inside you'll find:
• Pre-security panic (aka packing in fear)
• The check-in line: humanity's slowest obstacle course
• TSA rules that exist… but also don't
• Liquids bag chaos + the body scanner moment
• Flagged-bag shame and public humiliation recovery
• Gate waiting anxiety + boarding group politics
• Plane survival: seat neighbors + overhead bin wars
• Intermissions, scorecards & mini recovery guides

Whether you travel often or avoid it whenever possible… this book gets you.

Shoes off. Dignity off. Rules unclear.
Time starts now.