Tales from Lamplight Lane Book I: Squid
Darren S. Philibert
- Have
- you
- ever
- seen
- the
- Great
- Pacific
- Northwest
- Giant
- Luminescent
- Freshwater
- Squid?
- Few
- have.
- In
- fact
- only
- four
- young
- children
- have
- ever
- laid
- eyes
- on
- such
- a
- creature,
- and
- boy
- do
- they
- have
- a
- whopper
- of
- a
- story
- to
- tell.
- So
- if
- you
- enjoy
- whopper-esque
- stories,
- you’ve
- come
- to
- the
- right
- place.
- Four
- unusual
- kids
- in
- an
- unusual
- town
- seek
- out
- a
- local
- legend
- determined
- to
- get
- photographic
- proof
- of
- its
- existence.
- What
- they
- stumble
- upon
- will
- change
- the
- strange
- little
- town
- forever,
- and
- will
- open
- the
- door
- to
- much
- larger
- mystery
- that
- goes
- to
- the
- very
- towns
- roots.Before
- reading,
- it
- is
- recommended
- that
- you
- take
- everything
- you
- know
- that
- is
- normal,
- standard,
- average
- and
- scientifically
- sound
- and
- toss
- it
- out
- the
- window.
- That
- way
of
- thinking
- will
- only
- frustrate
- and
- confuse
- you.It
- is
- also
- highly
- recommended
- that
- you
- read
- in
- the
- voice
- of
- John
- Cleese,
- a
- famous
- British
- actor.
- This
- will
- make
- the
- story
- much
- more
- enjoyable
- and
- clever
- sounding.
- (If
- you
- really
- needed
- me
- to
- explain
- who
- John
- Cleese
- was,
- shame
- on
- you!)And
- finally
- it
- is
- very
- highly
- recommended
- that
- you
- enjoy
- the
- story.
- Because
- if
- you
- don’t
- then
- all
- this
- would
- be
- for
- nothing
- and
- we
- will
- all
- end
- up
- looking
- like
- fools.
- (but
- mostly
- me)Now,
- get
- into
- your
- favorite
- chair,
- brew
- up
- your
- favorite
- tea
- and
- hold
- all
- your
- questions
- until
- after
- the
- story
- has
- finished. Cheers!
