"The Singular Adventures of Jefferson Ball"
David Perlmutter
- There
- never
- was
- a
- heroine
- like
- Jefferson
- Ball.
- And,
- thankfully,
- there
- may
- never
- be.She
- is,
- simply,
- the
- most
- powerful
- humanized
- female
- dog
- in
- a
- universe
- full
- of
- them.
- Faster,
- stronger,
- more
- attractive
- to
- boys.
- Unbeatable
- as
- a
- lover.
- Unfortunately,
- her
- brains
- are
- not
- up
- to
- this
- quality,
- but
- don’t
- tell
- her
- that.About
- the
- only
- one
- who
- can
- is
- Major
- Hamilton
- Pomeranian,
- the
- diminutive
- ex-soldier
- who
- is
- Jeff’s
- best
- friend
- and
- conscience.
- When
- she
- gets
- too
- big
- for
- her
- limited
- clothing,
- Hamilton
- tells
- her
- what
- for.
- And
- it’s
- usually
- only
- after
- that
- point
- that
- they
- are
- able
- to
- escape
- from
- whatever
- convoluted
- situation
- they
- find
- themselves
- in.This
- potential
- collection
- will
- have
- readers
- both
- laughing
- and
- awestruck
- at
- the
- events
- that
- happen.
- And,
- hopefully,
- you
- will
- be
- one
- of them.
