Dummy Justice

Diamond Dean

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€4,49

Dummy Justice
"A Puppet of Destiny"

Gary & Garbanzo: A One-Man Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine!

When a horrific tragedy leaves Detective Gary Malone physically attached to his ventriloquism dummy, Garbanzo, his life and career take a turn for the bizarre. Much like stepping into The Twilight Zone, Gary discovers Garbanzo isn't just a piece of wood; he has a mind, voice, and personality all his own. Together, they form a hilariously unconventional yet wildly effective investigative duo.

With Garbanzo's uncanny ability to guess the names of John Does and charm suspects into confessions, Gary leads the precinct's toughest cases while secretly unraveling a personal mystery: a murder dismissed by others as a simple mugging gone wrong.

But that's just the beginning of this wild ride! Dummy Justice is a thrilling cocktail of mystery, humor, and supernatural intrigue. Add in a mob-controlled cookie contest, a love triangle, and a Diamond Dean cameo, and you've got a story unlike any other.

Chapters to Keep You Hooked:

Chapter 1: Vandals Anonymous (a.k.a. Name That Perp)

Chapter 2: Sanity's Not All It's Cracked Up To Be (a.k.a. #MentalHealthAwarenes)

Chapter 3: A Weird Awakening Indeed (a.k.a. Strangely, Woefully Attached)

Chapter 4: Two Heads Are Better Than None (a.k.a. Make That Three or Four)

Chapter 5: Making a Naughty List (a.k.a. Finally Finding Faces for the Suspect Board)

Chapter 6: SHE's Baaaaaaack! (a.k.a. A Golden Goodie Blast from the Past)

Chapter 7: The Full Moon Ride-Along (a.k.a. Shine Bright Like A Diamond)

Chapter 8: The Rage & Fury Of Hurricane Ruby (a.k.a. Just When You Thought It Was Safe... To Be Hospitalized)

Chapter 9: The Way the Cookie Crumbles (a.k.a. A Crummy Idea Just Got Crummier)

Chapter 10 E.O.W.: So Long, My Dear Sweet Friend (a.k.a. #AnotherDeathOfSomeoneClose)

Chapter 11: Psych & Such! (a.k.a. Therapy Only Works When You Respond)

Chapter 12: Funerals for Friends (a.k.a. Not Enough Water In The Seven Seas)

Chapter 13: Back To Work (a.k.a. Somebody's Gotta Catch The Bad Guys)

Chapter 14: Faking Fake News (a.k.a. Somebody's Gunnin' for a Pushitzer Prize!)

Chapter 15: Dealing With The Masters' Sisters (a.k.a. Two Sisters, Two Kinds of Freedom)

Chapter 16: Sentenced for Life! (a.k.a. Two Becoming One Plus One)

Chapter 17: Nabbed At Last! (a.k.a. Finally Catching The Formerly Uncatchable)

Chapter 18: Count Me Out (a.k.a. Someone Else Can Eat All These Cookies)

Packed with twists, laughs, and poignant moments.

You won't want to miss Dummy Justice if you enjoy the supernatural wit of The Twilight Zone, the absurd brilliance of Diamond Dean, and a hint of heartfelt drama. Join Gary and Garbanzo as they navigate murder, mobsters, and mayhem with a comedic twist and emotional depth that will leave you laughing (and maybe even crying).

Grab your copy today and discover the puppet-fueled mystery that will have you hooked from page one!