Scandalous Charges

If asked to describe herself in three words, Emily Lassiter would say dry, barren land. The characters in her bestselling books get more action than she does. Creating fantasy worlds leaves her craving the feel of a man's body. Her only problem? The verbal vomit of an emotionally abusive ex-husband has left Emily's self-confidence smaller than a G-string on a gnat.

Her friend's solution? The Pipe Cleaners —a male escort service and guaranteed ego boost.

If asked to describe his patience in three words, Sebastian Chambers would say depleted, finished, done. Waiting for Emily to realize the depths of his affections leaves him with a permanent case of blue balls. As her financial adviser, his job is to ensure no one takes advantage of his shy little author. When charges for an escort service appear on her statements, he hears her silent cry and takes matters into his own hands.

His challenge? Convincing Emily to leave her past behind.