Malay in Seven Days

For those about to live in Malaysia—or keen on connecting to the malay-speaking unicyclist you met at the circus:
Here is an accessible and unorthodox guide to making malay-study stupid simple.
In seven days you will have a feeling for this charming language no grammar textbook will give you.
Beyond the seven days is guide, vital word lists, and compression the best free resources for further study. I am not giving you a fish, but teaching you to fish. In other words, this will set you in the direction of mastery
This skill is yours for the taking—take it!