Footnotes To Oblivion: A Frank Peniston Mystery

Frank Peniston Mysteries, #7

Reeks: Frank Peniston Mysteries

Frankfort Petersen

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€2,99

After losing his foot to a sea-demon in Full Withdrawal, Frank Peniston sets out on his strangest quest yet: regrow it. Spiritually. Mythically. Mechanically. And maybe magically. Probably with violence.

But to get there, Frank and Ronald must complete a darkly absurd fetch quest across the uncharted underbelly of Welvin:

Retrieve a cursed traffic cone from the site of a viral slap-fight

Steal werewolf fur from a barber during a full moon

Defeat a jazz-powered demon inside an abandoned music museum

Survive a soda duel in the Beverage Vault

And uncover Ronald's darkest truth... which involves a bad vote and a very influential beard

Along the way, they'll battle a three-headed insult hydra, relive eldritch trauma via cursed energy drinks, and perform yet another physically improbable 69 with a leather-clad supernatural hairstylist named Fangela Lansbury.

In the end, Frank must choose between redemption and revenge, foot and fate, crab bombs and compassion.

Book 7 of the Frank Peniston Mysteries is unhinged, unfiltered, and unexpectedly heartfelt. A satirical send-off to the man who once tasered a janitor for handing him a pen.