Ramblings: The Autobiography of Goldilocks

Many have been told that I ate their porridge. More have been told that I reclined in their chairs. All have been told that I slumbered in their beds. But none know the truth, and the truth will set you free. This is the true story of a girl called "Goldilocks." This is the story that will clear my name. This is the story of Mary Margery Mofflin. This is my story.