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Ian Hutson
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Ian Hutson
The Age of Stupid
Ian Hutson
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Ancient
folk
takes
updated
to
reflect
true
equality
and
rewritten
to
remove
the
overwhelming
and
thoroughly
boring
gynocentrism
of
the
original
versions.
Stories
with
a
little
less
emphasis
on
the
princess
and
a
lot
more
emphasis
on
the
prince,
just
for
a
change.
Politically
incorrect,
entirely
the
opposite
of
“WOKE”
and
written
in
the
only
language
that
the
author
knows
–
florid
and
purple
English
English.
Please
regard
the
entire
title
as
a
“trigger
warning”.Cinderella.
Prince
Dave
almost,
very
quite
nearly,
escapes
the
ambitions
of
Cinderella
–
had
his
motorbike
been
able
to
gather
a
little
more
speed
he
would
have
made
it
over
the
barbed
wire
into
Free
Switzerland.Pinocchio.
What’s
a
boy
to
do
when
his
penis
is
made
of
wood
and
the
local
priest
marries
him
off?
It’s
not
Pinocchio’s
nose
that
stretches,
it’s
his
little
car’s
brake
cables.Rapunzel.
Poor
Rapunzel,
stuck
in
a
high
tower
in
the
woods
with
bright
red
cropped
hair
and
no
cat.Sleeping
beauty.
It
is
of
course
–
and
rightly
so
–
impossible
for
the
prince
to
wake
Sleeping
Beauty
from
her
curse.
Without
constant
enthusiastic
consent
the
necessary
peck
on
the
cheek
would
be
regarded
as
a
serious
assault.Jack
and
the
Soy-Beanstalk.
Their
cow
seized
and
Jack’s
mother
in
Ibiza
with
her
supplier-lovers,
Jack
is
censured
by
society
over
the
sorry
state
of
their
garden
and
is
forced
to
flee
up
the
Baked
Beans
vomit
stalk
to
a
land
in
the
sky
where
he
actually
meets
his
father
for
the
first
time.Victoria
Frankenstein’s
Positively
Adorable
Monster.
Starting
with
rebuilding
the
family
cat
Victoria
and
her
assistant
go
on
to
show
Mr
God
how
the
whole
creation
and
re-creation
of
life
thing
really
ought
to
be
done,
and
they
build....
the
perfect woman.
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