The Bombers of Follygrad

A novel of war, wings, and well-cooked nonsense.

In the shadowy corners of post-Soviet absurdity lies Follygrad—home to bombers that never fly, generals who mistake maps for menus, and one revolutionary chicken who might just save the world.

Meet the Flock of Mayhem: a band of yogurt-slinging, drone-jamming misfits who turn the tide of modern warfare with memes, beets, and weaponized dairy. Opposing them? A Ministry of Plausible Deniability with less plausibility than a goat in a submarine.

Packed with satire, surrealism, and explosive poultry, political parody, and tactical stupidity.

History repeats itself—but never quite this ridiculously.