Love in the Time of Unlimited Rice

The Modern Romance Scam Series, #3

Reeks: The Modern Romance Scam Series

Jay Dijkstra

Leesfragment

€4,49

Love in the Time of Unlimited Rice is the chaotic, satirical grand finale of The Modern Romance Scam Series. After Swipe Right on Trauma roasted dating apps and Love on Credit exposed the utang system of love, this third book drags you through the buffet line of modern romance—and makes you laugh at every overfilled plate.

Because love? It's unlimited rice. You keep refilling when you're already full. You go back for second servings of your ex. You carbo-load your loneliness with flings and false hope. And you always end up bloated with regret, clutching your last grain of dignity.

Inside, you'll find chapters like:

Side Dish Syndrome: Why you're always the atchara, never the ulam.

The Softdrinks of False Hope: Sweet at first, flat and bloated later.

Rice Cooker Heartbreaks: Being dependable until you burn out.

The Waiter Who Never Comes Back: Ghosting, but with bottomless iced tea.

Closing Time: Knowing when to stand up and walk out before you explode.

If you've ever:

Settled for half-rice love while begging for more,

Compared your relationship plate to everyone else's,

Or confused mixed signals for ketchup packets of care—

…then this book is for you.

Sharp, absurd, and painfully relatable, Love in the Time of Unlimited Rice will roast your bad decisions while sneaking in the real insights about boundaries, self-worth, and knowing when to stop refilling.

Because the truth is simple: love might be unlimited, but you aren't. And sometimes, the bravest words you can say are:

"Kuya, ayoko na. Busog na ako."

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"I laughed, I cried, I overate my feelings. 10/10, would recommend over therapy and unlimited iced tea." – A girl clutching her last grain of dignity

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"Finally, a book that made me realize I was just the side dish all along. Thanks, I hate it." – Someone's ex's ex

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"This book hurt me more than my buffet bill at Vikings. And yet, I feel lighter." – Broke but healed reader

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"Hay salamat natapos din..." - Jay Dijkstra ??