The Auto Auction
Jeffry Weiss
- Bobby
- Conway,
- owner
- of
- S&M
- Motors,
- is
- wheeling
- and
- dealing
- in
- the
- madcap
- world
- of
- the
- auto
- auctions.
- Approaching
- 40
- he's
- growing
- tired
- of
- the
- game,
- but
- there's
- too
- much
- money
- and
- too
- much
- "bling"
- to
- just
- let
- go.
- Then
- he
- meets
- Kathleen.She
- encourages
- Bobby
- to
- follow
- his
- outrageous
- dream:
- get
- out
- of
- the
- car
- business
- and
- open
- a
- home
- for
- wayward
- kids.
- However,
- there
- are
- huge
- obstacles.
- He
- is
- threatened
- by
- two
- "wise
- guys"
- -
- Tony
- Mailbox
- and
- Joey
- A
- -
- who
- need
- his
- expertise
- to
- rob
- the
- auto
- auction;
- and
- two
- "aspiring
- terrorists",
- Samood
- and
- Achmed,
- who
- "insist"
- on
- his
- help
- in
- using
- the
- auto
- auction
- to
- smuggle
- money
- and
- explosives
- into
- the
- country.
- In
- the
- meantime,
- Bobby
- tries
- constantly
- to
- drum
- up
- business
- for
- giant
- toilets
- wherever
- he
- goes.
- All
- this,
- while
- the
- cops
- conduct
- their
- own
- undercover
- investigation
- into
- the
- used
- car
- business.Bobby
- uses
- wit,
- humor,
- and
- absurdity
- along
- with
- the
- support
- of
- a
- friend,
- Paul
- Pottimouth,
- with
- Tourette's
- syndrome,
- nuns,
- a
- funeral
- director,
- and
- an
- undercover
- cop
- to
- overcome
- all
- obstacles.
- The
- wise
- guys
- are
- "arrested"
- by
- laughter.
- In
- a
- twist
- of
- fate,
- the
- terrorists
- become
- used
- car
- dealers,
- and
- the
- man
- with
- Tourette's
- winds
- up
- testifying
- before
- a
- Congressional
- committee.
- All
- of
- the
- characters
- change,
- but
- many
- in
- unexpected ways.
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