All Illness Becomes Hemorrhoids

Lin Feng transmigrates into a ruthless cultivation world with no talent, no sect, and no immortal techniques—only his past life as a proctologist.

In a realm where poisons, cursed meridians, and forbidden palms terrify even immortals, Lin Feng discovers a ridiculous yet terrifying truth:

Every disease can be turned into hemorrhoids.

With the awakening of a bizarre system, all poisons, internal injuries, and immortal afflictions are forcibly concentrated into one place—and removed through surgery.

Fairies fear him.
Cultivators misunderstand him.
Immortal physicians are left speechless.

This is a cultivation story where dignity is optional, logic is twisted, and survival depends on one belief:

If it hurts, it can be hemorrhoids.