These Saucepans are out of this World

An inter-planetary saucy story for grown-ups

When NonStick34 is sent to DustbinFailure1 after the shame of Elbrim5, things seem grim.

But a few centuries of being held by the hands of generations and a surprise in the bedroom, the intergalactic explorer decides to stay put.

But what will the Cupboard Council make of it? BigSaucepan5 is NonStick34's handler who hears first handle the account of life beneath the bedsprings and more importantly, life above them and the squeaking coils this seductively makes!

NonStick34 makes BigSaucepan5 an offer, and there's no way Big5 will stay put with an offer like that!

Finding out the hard way may be the only way for the extra-terrestrial steam digester to discover the truth of the revelation the embedded pan is reporting.

But where will all of this leave NonStick34 after bemblehandles of work here on earth?

Find out in Joan Rockets' first book, a short and unusual story for grown-ups.