The Pillow That Ate Ass

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Sometimes you go outside and you look up and see grey clouds and think it's going to rain. But it doesn't rain. Sometimes you go to Chili's and the waitress is being extra talkative and asking a bunch of personal questions, so you think she's flirting with you. But it turns out she's just trying to get your personal info so she can steal your identity. Sometimes you see a bowl of vanilla ice cream sitting on a table and you slam your face into it and eat it. But then it's actually a bowl of mayonnaise. Sometimes things aren't what they appear to be. But sometimes they are. Like an anthropomorphic pillow that does everything that your ex broke up with you for not doing...

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