Abnormies 1: A Fate Worse Than Death

We all have a story about a boss from Hell.
This is mine.
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Hi! I'm Britney Roy, recent grad, and I have a…situation. The parental units have given me an ultimatum – find a good job or return home to Sleepytown, Western Canada.
I do NOT want to return home. That's a fate worse than death.
Which means I'm job hunting in a serious way. Thankfully, I'm getting help from my roommates and from a mysterious tall, dark, handsome man with flame-filled eyes I met on a midnight walk.
Finding a good job should be a breeze, right?