Dead Again

Kristina Swaim

Leesfragment

€4,49

10/10 do not recommend dying or being dead in general. I just got gruesomely murdered, and do I get eternal peace and happiness? No. I get to run around with a Jane Austen reject that thinks I'm an idiot while trying my best not to become ghost goop. Oh, is that all? No, Sir. Let me give you some tips:

NEVER go to sleep.

Or one may dissolve into black goop.

Avoid men named Jeffries (you know who I'm taking about)

In general, one should avoid people who believes one's name is Jezebel.

Jiangshi (AKA the reanimated).

They WILL kill without hesitation.

NEVER open mysterious boxes that living people can't see.

Dead people in said boxes should NOT be trusted.