The Time Travellers' Guide to Total Chaos
Len Cooke
- For
- Detective
- Inspector
- Harry
- Wilding,
- his
- latest
- assignment,
- that
- of
- escorting
- an
- asylum-seeking
- alien
- from
- another
- planet,
- begins
- in
- chaos
- and
- subsequent
- events
- make
- it
- seem
- that
- life
- is
- set
- to
- continue
- that
- way.Firstly,
- he
- has
- to
- endure
- the
- humiliation
- of
- finding
- himself
- the
- intellectual
- inferior
- of
- Sandy,
- the
- alien.
- A
- strange
- and
- beautiful
- woman
- possessing
- telepathic
- powers
- who
- hails
- from
- another
- world,
- set
- in
- a
- distant
- galaxy.
- Sandy,
- who,
- after
- travelling
- to
- Earth,
- in
- her
- quest
- for
- sanctuary
- in
- England,
- has
- given
- herself
- up
- to
- the
- Cumbrian
- Police.
- Her
- implausible
- story
- arouses
- the
- interest
- of
- MI5’s
- Extra
- Terrestrial
- Section
- and
- Harry’s
- job
- is
- to
- escort
- her
- to
- London
- to
- allow
- them
- to
- interview
- her.
- Thinking
- Sandy
- to
- be
- nothing
- other
- than
- a
- ‘nutter’,
- their
- journey
- begins.
- However,
- they
- have
- barely
- driven
- more
- than
- a
- few
- minutes
- when
- the
- paranoid
- alien
- senses
- that
- a
- broken-down
- lorry,
- blocking
- the
- road
- ahead
- of
- them,
- is
- actually
- a
- hologram,
- a
- trap
- set
- by
- her
- enemies.This
- is
- a
- fairly
- routine
- story
- about
- aliens
- landing
- in
- Cumbria,
- extra
- terrestrial
- secret
- policemen,
- sexually
- obsessed
- portable
- computers,
- slavery
- in
- the
- 11th
- Millennium,
- the
- correlation
- of
- foot
- size
- to
- libido
- and
- much
- more.
- Read
- it
- at
- your
- peril,
- the
- author
- bears
- no
- responsibility
- for
- the
- sanity
- of
- the
- reader afterwards.
