Poop, Boobs & Panic

A Survival Guide for the Newly Unhinged Parent

"Warning: Contents may contain milk stains, questionable advice, and traces of sleep deprivation."

Welcome to parenthood — the only job where the hours are endless, the dress code is "covered in spit-up," and the boss can't even hold their own head up.

From sleepless nights and milk-spraying boobs to unsolicited advice and late-night Google doom-scrolling, humorist Lila Foxwood takes you on a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud journey through the wildest ride of your life.

Whether you're a brand-new parent wondering if "shower" is now a monthly event, or you're buying this book as a gift for someone else's baby-induced breakdown, Poop, Boobs & Panic is the ultimate reminder that you're not alone — and you're absolutely crushing it (even if your hair hasn't been washed since Tuesday).

Perfect for baby showers, exhausted moms, and anyone who's ever said, "Wait… is this normal?" — this is motherhood, unfiltered, uncensored, and hysterically relatable.