The misadventures of grog the occasionally heroic

In a world where prophecies are typos and heroes are allergic to responsibility...

Grog Half-Ogre just wanted to drink ale and steal pies. But when a drunken oracle names him the "Chosen One," he's saddled with:

A talking sword with an attitude problem

A wizard who keeps turning himself into foliage

A Dark Lord having an existential crisis

A bard who should be illegal

From kitten artillery to undead karaoke, follow Grog's "heroic" journey as he:

Accidentally invents extreme sports

Starts and abandons six doomed careers

Becomes the worst mayor ever

Somehow saves the world (despite actively trying not to)