Reincarnated as a Bidet

Matthieu B

Leesfragment

€4,49

"A prophecy foretold its savior. It never specified the form."

Gaylord, 32, passionate otaku, didn't plan on dying that day. Even less on waking up in a princess's chambers.

Welcome to the kingdom of Aqualys.

Trapped in cold porcelain, voiceless, bodiless, with no one to believe him — Gaylord will nevertheless become the central element of a prophecy centuries in the making.

By his side:

Shae, a princess the conflict will force to reveal herself.

Flore, a young servant with a pure heart caught in a destiny beyond her control.

Lucia, a servant whose role runs far deeper than appearances suggest.

What begins as an absurd comedy — palace intrigues, strange rituals and irreverent humor — gradually shifts into something far greater. As internal tensions threaten the balance of the kingdom and a mysterious lotus prophecy resurfaces, a single drop of water from another world could save Aqualys.

But can you protect those you love… when you're just an object?

Reincarnated as a Bidet is a decadent isekai light novel blending satire, epic fantasy and unexpected emotion.

"The prophecy had been right. It just never specified the form."