The Cemetery is not Accepting new Residents

The Cemetery Is Not Accepting New Residents

In the impeccably polite village of Bramblewick, the cemetery has a problem: it's full.
Very full.
And the residents—former ones, at least—are determined to keep it that way.

When a new notice appears on the cemetery gates announcing that no further burials will be accepted, the villagers assume it's a clerical error. After all, cemeteries don't make decisions. People do.

They are wrong.

As complaints are filed, rules are enforced, and the dead grow increasingly opinionated, Bramblewick discovers that even in death, British manners must be observed—and violations will be noted. Quietly. Firmly. From beyond the grave.

Wry, absurd, and delightfully morbid, The Cemetery Is Not Accepting New Residents is a darkly comic gothic tale about bureaucracy, tradition, and the eternal inconvenience of people who refuse to stay silent—especially when they're already buried