Visitors are Advised to Mind Their Manners

Visitors Are Advised to Mind Their Manners

In Bramblewick, rules exist for a reason.
Unfortunately, no one remembers who made them—except the dead.

When new notices begin appearing throughout the cemetery and village—politely worded but unmistakably stern—the message is clear: behavior is being observed, standards are slipping, and corrections will be made.

As visitors, officials, and long-standing residents struggle to follow an ever-expanding list of expectations, it becomes apparent that the afterlife has taken a keen interest in public conduct. Manners must be observed. Traditions respected. And mistakes, however small, will not go unnoticed.

Dryly comic and gently macabre, Visitors Are Advised to Mind Their Manners concludes the Cemetery Notices series with quiet menace, impeccable politeness, and the unsettling realization that some rules follow you forever.