Misadventures of a Big Mouth Brit
Piers Morgan
- Piers
- has
- got
- a
- new
- job.
- He's
- off
- to
- America
- to
- be
- the
- 'Nasty
- Brit'
- judging
- the
- show
- America's
- Got
- Talent
- -
- surely
- a
- role
- he
- was
- made
- for?
- And
- with
- unprecedented
- access
- to
- people,
- places
- and
- parties
- on
- both
- sides
- of
- the
- pond,
- he'll
- get
- the
- inside
- scoop
- on
- the
- world
- of
- celebrity
- Stateside.
- So
- what
- could
- possibly
- go
- wrong?Well,
- it's
- not
- all
- plain
- sailing.
- Piers
- finds
- himself
- snubbed
- by
- the
- paparazzi
- and
- subjected
- to
- national
- ridicule
- by
- Alan
- Sugar.
- As
- well
- as
- foolishly
- embarking
- on
- a
- visit
- to
- the
- Playboy
- Mansion
- with
- his
- girlfriend
- he
- also
- becomes
- one
- of
- the
- only
- people
- to
- fall
- off
- the
- 'idiot-proof'
- Segway
- (George
- Bush
- fell
- off
- one
- too).Somehow
- though,
- Piers
- still
- manages
- to
- get
- invited
- to
- all
- the
- best
- parties.
- Perhaps
- because
- he
- keeps
- being
- mistaken
- for
- David
- Cameron?
- From
- chinwags
- with
- Naomi
- Campbell
- to
- a
- cigar-smoking
- session
- with
- Arnold
- Schwarzenegger;
- hilarious
- t?te-?-t?tes
- with
- everyone
- from
- Boris
- Johnson
- to
- Cheryl
- Cole;
- and
- many
- bizarre
- encounters
- with
- the
- likes
- of
- Paris
- Hilton,
- Tony
- Blair
- and
- Jay-Z,
- Piers
- is
- his
- usual
- candid,
- honest,
- loudmouth
- self
- as
- he
- lifts
- the
- lid
- on
- Tinsel
- Town.With
- the
- background
- cries
- of
- 'Please
- don't
- embarrass
- us
- Dad!'
- from
- his
- sons,
- the
- Big
- Mouth
- Brit
- embarks
- on
- his
- hilarious
- American
- adventure,
- and
- suffers
- just
- a
- few
- mishaps
- along
- the way.
