The Four Wotsits of the Doodad
Shaun Allan
- Death,
- War,
- Pestilence
- and
- Famine
- -
- the
- Four
- Horsemen
- of
- the
- Apocalypse
- -
- have
- been
- hanging
- around
- for
- so
- long
- waiting
- to
- being
- about
- the
- end
- of
- the
- world,
- they've
- forgotten
- who
- they
- really
- are.War
- is
- a
- Top
- Gear
- groupie,
- Fam
- (the
- Man)
- cheats
- at
- Monopoly
- against
- his
- sidekick
- Pestilencio
- and
- Death
- sighs
- a
- lot
- -
- something
- that's
- not
- too
- great
- for
- the
- local
- pigeon
- population
- but
- makes
- Cedric,
- their
- three-headed
- Jack
- Russell,
- very
- happy.Death
- realises
- the
- world
- is
- going
- down
- the
- pan
- without
- them,
- and
- decides
- to
- make
- it
- a
- better
- place.
- After
- all,
- it
- should
- be
- THEM
- destroying
- it,
- not
- us!Unfortunately,
- things
- don't
- quite
- go
- according
- to plan...
