How to not get laid

Srinivas B Jonnavithula

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Ever wondered why your dating life looks like a blooper reel?
Congratulations — you've found the wrong self-help book.

"How to Not Get Laid: A Step-by-Step Guide to Lifelong Singleness" is your ultimate crash course in romantic failure. Packed with useless wisdom, terrible life choices, and one man's (Tim's) complete inability to read a vibe, this parody guide shows you exactly how to repel affection in style.

Inside, you'll learn:

How to dress like you're hiding from love ??

How to talk about your crypto losses mid-date ??

How to ghost people before they message you ??

How to compare every human to your high school crush ??

And advanced celibacy techniques used by the masters (and by Tim)

This isn't advice — it's a warning.
If you've ever said "I'm bad at flirting" or turned small talk into emotional arson, this book's your spiritual home.

Equal parts satire, self-help spoof, and cry-for-help-in-paperback-form, it's the only dating book that guarantees results… of the opposite kind.