Ronald Drumph and the Drumphasaurus Rex: Term 1

TERM 1:

I'm PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES RONALD DRUMPF, after all, the most POWERFUL MAN ON EARTH!
I can do ANYTHING I WANT TO, WHENEVER I WANT TO!

Except, it turns out, achieve PHYSICAL SATISFACTION with my wife the way I normally do...
I don't understand why this is happening all of the sudden. I'm a POTENT YOUNG MAN at the HEIGHT OF MY POWERS, with the body of a WATER BUFFALO and the mind of a SUMMER SQUASH!!

Naturally, I assume my GORGEOUS IMMIGRANT WIFE is the problem. And so, I decide to SHAKE THINGS UP in the BEDROOM, specifically, the bedroom of a SMOKING HOT PORN STAR, who shows me EXTRAMARITAL PLEASURES that are unlike anything my WIFE could ever do for me!
Yet still that isn't enough...

I'm a man with an INSATIABLE appetite, and before long I realize there's only ONE PERSON who can truly satisfy it-
MYSELF!!!

TERM 2 COMING 2025!