Mayhem at Miskatonic: Eight Idiots, Nine Skulls

"If I had hands I'd grab this book. Or eyes to read it. Or a brain to understand it. Help."

-Skully

"So what's this? Some kind of scam? Give me a cut and I'm in, let's scam some stupid mortals."

-Mary Anne Holt

"How the hell am I on the back of a book. Am I paper? Am I a cover?"

-Henrik Borgson

"Let's hope your ugly mug isn't on it too otherwise we'll never go anywhere."

-Clarissa Heart

"Huh. Somehow I know this is Rulnar's fault."

-Steven Stirling Sr.

"Sssss! Ssss? Ss."

-Steven "Stevie" Stirling Jr.

"Who's a cute little monster? Yes you are! Yes you are!"

-Corvide

"WHO PUT ME IN THE PULPED REMAINS OF MY ENEMIES? IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT! I WILL IMPALE YOU BLOODSUCKER!"

-Dahlia Birch

"*Screams incoherently*"

-Rulnar Leifson

Issac looks at the reader. "Yeah, this is a pretty good summary. You should definitely buy and read this book."

-Issac Parks